nothing's fine i'm corn

At school:
Omg what if One Direction just barged in
In my bedroom:
What if One Direction just walked through my door
At the grocery store:
BUT WHAT IF ONE DIRECTION WALKED IN
Walking my dog:
What if One Direction walked passed me omg
In the doctors office:
What if One Direction came in here
Getting a haircut:
BUT WHAT IF ONE DIRECTION CAME IN HERE TO GET A HAIR CUT
In my dreams:
LOOK IT'S ONE DIRECTION
Eating at a restaurant:
What if One Direction walked in here to get food
On the toilet:
OMG WHAT IF ONE DIRECTION WALKED IN
On the bus:
But what if One Direction gets on
In the shower:
WHAT IF ONE DIRECTION WALKED IN AND TOOK A SHOWER WITH ME